[The transmission flares to life and.... wait for it.... BZZZT!  There we go! A bit of a cop-out maybe but it has been well over two weeks. ]

--fucking hell! There's no way that was two damn weeks!

(....)

Shit... guess I lost track of time. Hnn... March already.

[He does sound a bit disoriented, doesn't he? You get a few more seconds of shuffling ( Read more... )

[The post starts quite deliberately but before anything of value is said a loud BZZT interrupts this very important message. Cue a pained yelp and a long, elaborate string of curses. Someone's been neglecting his communicator. ]

Just one damn thing after another...

[Pause. Nothing but wind and the muffled clicks of a cheap lighter. Cigarettes are a ( Read more... )

[BZZT! Quite the trend we have here, right Discedo?]

Tch-! Shit... guess I deserved that one.

Ash, snow and now fog... looks like white is popular this seaso-

[He stops and for a good minute there's nothing but bursts of static. The irony has not passed undetected. 8| Sanji fumbles a bit with the communicator, clearly not interested in making ( Read more... )

[The communicator clicks on with that ever familiar bzzt!  Talk moar, blondie.]

Ow fuck! Alright, I was just about to..

[Text]

I've scheduled another supply run for the Northern Lights tomorrow afternoon. You know the deal, let me know if you're interested and I'll make it worth your time.

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It's been pretty damn quiet lately... not that I'm ( Read more... )

[The transmission begins quite deliberately. Have some wind, faint rustle of fabric, fingers tapping the communicator... things like that. You get the picture.]

How's this for an update, you shitty piece of junk!?

[CUE LOUD BANG and a whooooosh of wind as the communicator flies through the air and crashes to the ground. There's a brief moment of ( Read more... )